1. I'm sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing 2. My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie." 3. I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
1. It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter. 2. I just did a slip and slide down the hallway 3. You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
[Once Elsa eventually does find her, Anna immediately runs up to her, grabs her arm, and begins dragging her toward a nearby clothing store.] Oh, good, you're here! Look what I found, they have these really adorable knitted winter hats, they look like animals!
[She's going to proceed to shove a kitty hat on Elsa's head, grinning as she places one with bear ears on her own.]
1. woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm. 2. Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window 3. I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
SORA 1. you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?" 2. We didn’t even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren’t allowed in because of last time.. 3. Why am I in a dog kennel? 4. You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME" 5. Text him!
ANNA 1. omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people 2. Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than Skittles today. 3. We should try to put a bagel on your penis 4. How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub? 5. Text her!
WOLFRAM 1. You did a cartwheel, it was terrible. 2. I don't trust his life but I trust his penis. 3. Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention? 4. I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds 5. Text him!
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wolfram.
2. My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
3. I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
anna.
2. I just did a slip and slide down the hallway
3. You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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What sort of cake?
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...if I can remember which way I came...
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Don't you have cupcake scented body spray?
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I did! I don't anymore though. I used it all up.
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....do you think GPS works in the mall?
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alright so we were in nieman marcus, right? Iiiii am downstairs and five stores over. I think.
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[She's going to proceed to shove a kitty hat on Elsa's head, grinning as she places one with bear ears on her own.]
sora.
2. Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
3. I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
anna, v2.
2. How does one acquire holy water?
6/12/2015
1. you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
2. We didn’t even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren’t allowed in because of last time..
3. Why am I in a dog kennel?
4. You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
5. Text him!
ANNA
1. omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
2. Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than Skittles today.
3. We should try to put a bagel on your penis
4. How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
5. Text her!
WOLFRAM
1. You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
2. I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
3. Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention?
4. I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
5. Text him!