pet store meme (open to all!)

[birdnerved]

Welcome to the Pet Store! Whether you're looking to buy a pet, buy something for a pet, or you're just in the mood to hold a baby bunny for a while, you've come to the right place!

PROMPTS/OPTIONS IF YOU NEED THEM? 1: You're here to actually get a new pet! Yay, excitement! Or begrudging acceptance, depending on whose idea this was. 2: You're here to buy items for a pet you already own. Maybe you even brought the pet with you to do that? 3: You brought someone here because you have something unfortunate to tell them and wanted them to be distracted by cute things. 4: It was raining or something, you were forced to come here, it wasn't your choice, really. Maybe someone else dragged you. 5: Whatever you want.

Comments

[enthusiastics]

Hmmm... Oh, the chew toy? The pizza one?

[She takes a glance down the aisle back at the chew toys, but her gaze gets pulled toward the enclosures beyond the aisle.]

...We should go look at the small animals, too. I mean, not for Lucky. For me. Because I want to.

[pmuch]

Yep, the pizza one exactly. I mean, how am I supposed to not get that for a dog we call Pizza Dog? [ She chuckles. ] Duh, we can totally look at baby animals. It's part of the reason anyone goes to pet stores. [ Kate lifts a foot onto the bottom rung of the shopping cart and glides for a few feet down the aisle. ]

[enthusiastics]

[She retrieves said chew toy and adds it to the cart, then turns and starts walking down the aisle backwards so she can face Kate while she speaks.]

It should be like his motif. Like the arrow for you, you know? I mean whenever I see arrow things I think of you... Plus it's just going to be really cute and probably even amusing to watch him chew it.

[pmuch]

You're absolutely correct. It's officially his motif. [ A sage nod follows. ] Not that I'd be taking him out on any excursions any time soon, but maybe he can get his own hero suit with a pizza emblem.

[enthusiastics]

[She laughs, and nods along with Kate.] That would be pretty cute. And a cape? Or maybe that would be too much.

He can be a super hero in a motivational way, no fighting necessary.